Society For The Lame And Spastic

a cruel twist of fate

2006-10-03T18:37:00.000+08:00

Yeah hi.I know tmr's the PSLE English written and what am i doing here...wadeva lar.PSLE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!! PANIC PANIC *ALARM SOUNDS*
=.="" surely its not that frightening.haiz.sadly many of us has contracted a disease called "Nerdia". I can already picture tmr's papers headline:

Sunny island's students suffering from deadly disease
Singapore's students are nowadays getting very stressed. Most students are stressed due to parents' , tutors' and teachers' pressure. Out of the 100 Primary 6 pupils interviewed yesterday, 90% is stressed by the PSLE . Out of this 90% , 99% has admitted that they have contracted a new strain of deadly disease, " Nerdia". This is a result of over studying and quick completion of their homework. Completion of assesment books measured in books are also part of the cause. Should PSLE be abolished to reduce the students' stress?Read more on page 2...

Wad to do? Exams determine your future. This exam will determine your secondary school, which will determine your further education route. Sometimes, I feel that PSLE should be abolished, but considering the future of Singapore, how retarded the kids will be , I fear that if PSLE is abolished in the future, even dumb kids might be walking around in NUS high school or Raffles Institution or Raffles Girls or Hwa Chong etc. Dont worry though, PSLE can't be that hard--> the MOE staff still want to secure their jobs. Sometimes, the papers are easy due to political reasons.Hmmm, how easy would the paper be if there were major riots,processions etc. outside everyday? haha. Good question for you to mull over.

ANYWAY, lets not dwell on horrifying topics. Readers please take a deep breath before reading on as " Information below might cause heart attacks, kidney failures, asthma attacks, memory failure and disintegration of your eyes " .

Okay, here's a recount of today's happenings.

The sun was like a fireball in the blue sky as ....
Okay maybe not.That starting sucks though i'm trying to prepare for tmr's compo.okay lets get to the point.

Today at the hall, when we were sitted uncomfortably at the hall, we listened carefully to what P.Wee had to say. She was going over the rules though we knew them by logic.well anyway, after that Ms Theng was in-charge of our group so she walk down our row then she said, " okay Zhi Yuan you choose 9 more reliable pple for me."
Then i was like, :0 wtf. she suddenly called me cos she knew me the most out of the whole row.dot.so i chose lah, then choose 7 only then she okay enuf.lol..
Okay fast forward fast forward fast forward. We are all seated in our neatly arranged classroom.Then Ms Theng walked out of the classroom dunno for what, then dunno someone went to say some crap , and incurred the wrath of the holy constipated banana. Then, our dearest justin went to " add oil on the fire " and the holy constipated banana slam his table, then zhong hui called it, " eh _ _ _ _ _! " then it gave zhong hui the murderous look n started laffing, the justinn continue adding oil then the holy banana slam its table again and walk towards justin and on the way slam natalie's table then he was screaming and shouting , " JUSTIN! LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU KNOW HOW HURT I AM?!? " etc.
Justin was giving the I-dont-care look, and well, its face was crimson red and its veins were throbbing. ( i think i can pass my compo exam u know.) Yeah, then yong xin walked over from the other room where ms lam was in, together with amanda, charmaine,marcus,adele and peeps. THEN, * drum roll*, ms theng returned. *gasp* she saw yong xin then asked wad he was doing there.

AFTER SCHOOL, we found out from yong xin, that ms lam had sent him there to check what happened and he said before he left that the scream sounded like a girl.
YONG XIN, YOU RAWK.=)

Well, that wasnt ITS first outburst. Happened quite a few times in class and 1 time outside the hall just before the 2nd part of the PSLE listening comprehension.blah, dowan to elaborate on them.wads worth elaborating on was its wonderful complain to liang lao shi, which i thanked it alot, for that made us many more allies and strengthened our bonds between allies.a big thank you to you. though its worth elaborating, i wont elaborate.i'm tired of the same topic, my final words about this topic today is, Now, we know what they teach at Kong Hwa. ( I dont mean to offend any other pupils of Kong Hwa but IT.)

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TAO NAN IS GOING TO BE HUNDRED SOON!!!!!!!!! YEH TNS RAWKS!!!!!!!! YOOHOO.Time capsule.i'm so excited.history gallery.CARNIVAL! 100th year DINNER! yeah those who dont know, Ms Lam has chosen Dayna and I to be Emcees for the TNS 100th year dinner.and guess what, MR GOH CHOK TONG IS GOING!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
still have, the beijing trip.i'm also very excited though mr chan's in-charge of us.well.
and of course, the best gathering of all ( excluding IT) , the LJ CHALET 2006.
These are just some of the things that are exciting me so much,i cant wait to get over PSLE.for one,i want to get over it. second,i want to see how good i am. SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just to end it all, i've changed my blogskin and added 9 songs and countdown timer in my blog.WISH ME LUCK FOR THE PSLE!!!!!!!!!!=)))

Looking forward to LJ chalet,
Lame King

life has changed.alot.

2006-07-23T21:24:00.000+08:00

Halo! Long time no post.i can also see that no one is visiting my blog cos no posts.lol.aiyah so this is a post la.anw,i just changed my blog add. from www.societyforthelameandspastic.blogspot.com to www.enchantedexperience.blogspot.com . everyone pls relink me hor.xiexie! i also just relinked some people.so outdated blog.haiz.
shit i dunno whether can finish my homework.left quite a bit and its like 9.30pm.i doing some stupid psle chinese assesment now.hehe later i call sea urchin discuss some answers.muahahahahaha.AOC.lol..oyea the prelim oral on saturday i never go.instead, i went for a stupid DSA General Ability Test by NUS High. idiotic lar.i dowan to go yet my mum forces me to go try.=.= after that got some stupid interview if i get thru the test,which is freaking damnit hard,like p6 - sec 2(3?) stuff.crap.i regard NUS high and a Holy School of the Nerds.u noe,HSN.jeez.the place so freaking big u can get lost in the school.seriously.the field is humongous, the buildings are big etc. wad a crappy place.i've never gotten lost in tao nan in my 6 years there lor.haiz, wish i cannot go there.=)))
Marcus Chng also " legally" married Jerlynn How.I am very happy for them.i mean,my younger bro is married!! confirm happy one mah....on friday after recess,in class,sea urchin gave the idea of having a wedding of marcus and jerlynn.so she,vivian,rui yi and me helped out.we created wedding rings,bangles,a vow and even a box to contain the rings.then at 12.30pm we went to the computer lab to do some stupid crappy survey.and Ms Phay ( her name contradicts her size) was in the lab.argh stupid woman.then we went back to class then a gong brought us down to the mrl with our bags to view an exhibition on " To Wed and To Mourn" then we were like so enthusiastic about reading all the stuff on the panels on " To Wed" and we were checking the items we made,see if we missed anything out.haha.then the sudoku gang as usual,amanda and company, were all huddled on the stage ,doing some stupid sudoku.=.= how boring amanda's life must be,whole day either eating seaweed or talking crap or doing sudoku.poor thing.i pity her.nvm.
these few days been playing " Heroes of Might and Magic 3" .its a rather old game,but i still enjoy it.haha. Yi Han aka Derek ( wtf how come dejun's other name is derek and charm's bro name also derek??!!) keep coming to our house.he comes almost everyday, except sunday. he's the guy you guys (referring to brandon,audrey, charmaine and elyssa) saw the other day. the " pai kia" looking guy.lol.he not really THAT pai kia la.he dances Hip Hop and teaches at Hip Hop Kids'pore. i think they got 4-6 studios all over singapore.cool la i've seen their studio before.quite nice one.anw he also fell in love with Heroes of Might and Magic 3.haha.in fact he's better than me at it. he calls himself a Strategist.=.= but i must admit,that he is quite pro at it,defending his castles with pathetic troops against freaking powerful heroes,with LAME tactics.really very lame.yet he can win.wtfwtf.
OYEA.my phone is repaired!!!!!!! hooray! i got it back yesterday.i've been using a borrowed phone from M1...my original phone screen blackout.the guy say is the screen cracked and cock up.=.= aiyah dunno la..kk gtg to my rotten homework or risk getting barbequed tommorrow.BBYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Cheerio,
Lame King

Dragonboat Competition =)

2006-07-02T18:44:00.000+08:00

Halo ! Just came back from Bedok Reservoir =) went to watch liang lao shi's dragonboat competition.In the morning i go molin, then after that i go bedok eat, then liang lao shi sms me,say the competition's been brought forward 30 mins.i was like SHIT I DIE ALR.then i faster tell lionel and weeqin.lol.i was the first there,then met with lionel 5 mins later, then later 1 hour later rui xin came, and 20 mins later wee qin came.
funny.before weeqin came, i and lionel were like picking up small stones off the track and throwing them at rui xin.lol. then we take alotalotalotalot of stones and throw at her back,put in her bag, throw at her feet (she wore slippers),head etc.etc. haha. then she took twigs, and threw at my head lar.freaking pain sia. TWICE.i wanted to slap her lor.but anw after that we still kept throwing stones until weeqin came.haha.then me and lionel panic.weeqin.UH OH. she v. good fren with rui xin one...then they sure gang up on us and we sure die.
then we took this plastic bag and filled it with stones then we met weeqin.obviously we started throwing the stones at her.she was pissed i think =))keep on throwing and throwing.fun u noe. u seldom get to throw stones at a pathetic moron for 5 hours non stop without the moron attacking u back and without teachers around to catch u.LOL. but it was fun torturing people.then we kept buying H20.at least 3 times i think.we kept waking to the drink stall to buy the H20.haha.then we bought this set,1 chicken wing and 3 fishballs for $1.cheap right? anw there was this playground there near the food stalls.its those type thats filled with air, not solid ones.then the 4 of us went to invade all 3 "air playground" that was set up.lol.many young kids and we kept scaring them and bullying them.the most fun was the torturing sessions la.
oya.when we were walking to the stalls every time, we saw a few clowns walking around.1 on stilts, 2 with some gigantic balloon over their head, as in their head in the balloon and the balloon resting on the shoulders,1 woman, a few jugglers and 1 stupid freaking silver shirt young guy.hate him lars.we were torturing the balloon people then he kept blowing his whistle to shoo us off.i wanted to slap him sia.spoil our fun.anw the balloon people seemed to be enjoying lor.AND, one of the balloon guys came to hug me and kiss me ! lucky he kissed thru a balloon sia.then i ran away, like,baboons in balloons...yea we saw mdm neo also,she stole my chicken wing!!xD jkjk.i gave her my chicken wing ( i noe wad u're thinking, i did not touch the chicken wing). all the way those NTU and NUS people, wa, super annoying.keep slamming 2 long "balloons" together,making that annoying sound and shouting annoying cheers.then we were doing voodoo on the ground also, lol.main target was de jun and those moronic NTU and NUS pple.haha.
haiz...school reopen liaoz..sian....but still tomorrow holiday, youth day mah. =) so far ms lam still haven scold us like mad for one week and that is a very good record.mr chan or mdm neo also never scold us like siao.lucky us.the homework though was a little too much. i really mean a little.
back to the competition, mdm neo's team, Team Mountbatten clinched third.shucks la.those moronic schools got first and second.idiots...oyea.when we were talking bad stuff about the NTU and NUS aloud( everywhere was NTU and NUS pple) ,we said, " Oh sorry! I didn't mean that! I mean, I don't mean my sorry!! HAHAHAA!!" bad right?but those pple real annoying lors.we were like,NTU are freaking morons.then sorry i didnt mean that.i mean, i dont mean my sorry! then we'll burst out in laughter.oyes before i forget, weeqin kicked my leg TWICE. haiz, females are the worst creatures ever existed.

Lame King aka ~*deVILS exTERMINAtor*~

say goodbye to the holidays

2006-06-22T18:39:00.000+08:00

Halo.Holidays are soon coming to an end.and guess wad.I HAVE NOT FINISHED ALL MY HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!PANICPANICPANICPANIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well but at least, yesterday, while searching my bag, i found my VE booklet! and LJ is super duper holy.i found my VE booklet after i did something for lj.but i cannot say.why?because.our dearest fren, Mr Gay,still insists on joining back LJ.i mean.its impossible de jun.u mean we're suppose to invite u back after u created a club to take us down?after we cleaned up ur mess?hey PUT URSELF IN OUR SHOES OK.LJ is NOT a club where when u want to join,u join.when u decide to quit, u quit.its not a club where pple are free to join and free to go de jun.irritating moron.
Then today i went RG Channel for English tuition.waaa.super hilarious lesson.we were doing oral conversation and the theme, delightedly, was A Car Accident.muahahahahahaha.we were laughing like hell.then the teacher also dont care much,bo chap sometimes also laugh.lol.fun lesson.then got this saddistic guy say to me after lesson,when there was this truck infront and a small car behind, i hope this truck reverse and back this black small car.how many casualties do you think there will be?i said.3 i suppose.2 pple in the truck and 1 in the car.and mayb a couple of pedestrians.then was like roaring wif laughter.he was repeating, Life is no fun without casualties.lol.

kk gtg liao.bye!

Lame King

New Phone New Line New Number

2006-06-11T18:54:00.001+08:00

Halo...I just changed to a M1 line.....and got a new phone and obviously a new number.SGH-X650....thats the handphone model...but its free!cos new line mah...2 years contract...so this so get this phone free.......lol.lawl.wadeva.
anyway i am super pissed now cos got 2 things irritating me.number one,my stupid computer is lagging like siao AND I CANT GET INTO MSN!AAH!so pissed.number two,Mr Lim De Jun the Gay and his Devils Revenue is so disgusting.but if any dr members are reading this now,forget it,i can tell you,lj has alr won more than half the war.if you dont bliv,w8 till school reopens.morons.fools.idiots.now we have an extra gay,extra CC on the loose.mad ass.argh my computer is lagging like mad.i cant take it.got to sign off now.bye!

Lame King

New Phone New Line New Number

2006-06-11T18:54:00.000+08:00

X-Men The Last Stand

2006-06-02T22:17:00.000+08:00

Hi there! Long time no post.pple demanding me to post lehs.stressed.well yea,so this is a post aint it?
Wednesday rocks sia.went to watch X-Men wif fellow Little Johnians.the movie rocks lor.but the characters are ugly,especially jean gray.ew.old auntie.and spike also.sucks.chinese gay.still think Charles Xavier and Magneto look more cool.XD they can move objects wif their minds lehs.cool.Jean gray also abit ruthless.she blasted Proffessor Xavier into microscopic bits single handedly!!!goodness.btw,we took bus and mrt to tampines mall.just b4 the mrt pulled into the station,we decided to spam charmaine.XD she got super pissed.she started sending sms in block back to weeqin.but it was fun."hello charmaine ar?""yea weeqin ar?" 1..2..3! "BRANDON LOVE CHARMAINE! ah ha! then we put down the phone and the sms in block flooded in.well yea.seen tat b4.many times.typical result of spamming.XD back to the movie.the part magneto drive the bridge also damn cool sia.they 1 whole brotherhood just walked onto the bridge,swiping everything to the side and drove the whole bridge!supere powerful monstrosities.
On the straight bus back to Weeqin's hse to collect our school bags, the bus trip damn fun.laffing and laffing.we went onto the bus.then marcke went to sit beside a auntie.i sat beside brandon.weeqin sat wif vivian.adele sat wif evelyn.3 mins after we sat down,the auntie was laffing at OUR jokes kkaes.we were laffing away.brandon being Proffessor Xavier,the Pathetic Immobile Moron.XD then charmaine was Jean Gray,so brandon got blasted into microscopic bits by charmaine.how cool is that.one fine day she might go around blasting the sea to get all the seaweed! XD anyways it was the Phoenix inside Jean that killed the Proffessor and Scott.Double personality.
Thats Wednesday.today sucks.little john found out that dejun and ruiyi have decided to join the new club by amanda lee, PP ,Pigeon Pee!dejun and rui yi you 2 are so dead.if its a war you're looking for,we'll gladly give you one.I cant blog anymore.i cant think of anything to write once i think of the bastards.

PP are a group of morons,
Lame King

Vesak day

2006-05-13T00:48:00.000+08:00

Halo.........feeling abit sad today....my grandma's death first death aniversary.she always very sayang me wan. :( sad.she passed away at IMM shopping centre,when my uncle was pushing her on a wheelchair shopping. i remember tat day so clearly lyk it was yesterday although it happened one year ago. :( my mum was crying lyk mad.she very take care of my grandma.she love her alot.then she was crying and sobbing and saying stuff lyk i am going to die already and stuff.so sad.wished she haven't passed away.
anyway we went to Ju Shi Lin monastery( i tink its one) to praypray.just nice vesak day.so we pray to the gods and my grandma.my mum was sobbing away once we alighted from the car.she sob and sob.haiz.........sad sia.
ok sorry if i made u feel sad.the good news is,i wished for a good stuff for Little John and 6J when praying to the gods.i cant say wad.it wont be granted if i tell(well according to beliefs)
then after tat went tuition.
haiz....cant blog anymore....still cant get over the fact that my grandma passed away...*sobz*

Lame King

Wonderful day

2006-05-11T21:41:00.000+08:00

Finally..today is the day i hav been longing to see since 1 month ago.EXAMS ARE OVER.today was maths exam...wa so funny man.the sums damn chicken feet lorz.was doing doing doing then suddenly i open the liquid paper cap and it dropped on the floor.was lyk.*CLINK CLINK CLANG CLANG CLINK!!!!!!!!!!!* then the whole class turn n look at me.i was lyk.oh shit.die liaoz.then liang popo came then she picked it up and asked hu's.i said it was mine then she threw it at me.dotz.the paper ended at 10.15am.but i was checking at 10am when i realise i didnt do the last 2 sums.then i damn kan cheong.quickly do then check.finished at 10.10am.haha.phewz.aiming for a hundred but i seemed to hav gotten one problem sum wrong.sad.*sobz*
And i found out that charm has another lover today.lyk dotdotdot.So many people lyk her.dunno y.lol.anyway i promised the person not to tell...so....well anyway today charm and 3A battery was invited to Dejun's,hu lyks charm,house to do project.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.amanda wanted dj in their group cos his IT damn good.well.....dj admitted to cl that he lyks her.i was a little surprised when i called him and he told me.dotz.then blahblahblah........................not really shocking or surprising.cos he's well known to be liddat.dotz.
oya yesterday ms lam came in and started ranting tat our english kena sai.i scared leh.my english sucks lorz.she say the english exam we anyhow do.wad dissapointed lah blahblahblah.then wad a simple synthesis also cannot do and blahblahblah.
ok forget about unhappy stuff.today,me mum brought me to ze High Courts.nah dont tink lame stuff though u're in ze lame and spastic society blog.she never want to file lawsuit against me.she handed in some papers for some lawsuit against some contruction worker last year cos tat guy keep asking for lots of money but never gave good results for the construction.aiyah some old uncle and the old wife.wadeva.my mum keep telling me to look around lah blahblahblah.say wad next time grow up wan me be lawyer then will always go there.wad tell me to use the toilet n say wad familiarise myself wif the place and stuff.i was lyk. =.=""""".
haha my sister just went out.was talking to her wif tat funny china accent.wad wo men zhong guo ren ah,she tou duan,suo yi jiang hua shi dou shi qiao she tou de ah.wo men zhong guo ren yin wei she tou duan,suo yi wo men bu jiang Diao3 hao xiang D~i~a~o ,wo men jiang Diao4 ah.
then i was demonstrating how to do my diaodiaodiao hand sign to my sister.
ah,wo men zhong guo ren she tou duan,suo yi wo men jiang Diao4 diao4 diao4, diao4diao4diao4 , diao4 diao4 diao4. lyk =.='""".so hilarious. now my tongue hurts from all tat twisting.dotz.haha.bb gtg.i go watch 'Lost',the best show on earth.Channel 5,every Thursday 10- 11pm.kk bb.
Lame King

ME B'DAE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-05-09T14:55:00.000+08:00

halo...was just playing around with yahoo.com...so fun........i searched.........justin...no satisfying results on pg 1...but didnt bother to clicked pg 2. :D next,i searched tzy,and so funny,the very first one says sth abt tzy being my childhood fren from 5 and happy bdae blahblahblah....and today is my bdae!then i searched------brandon yeo boon kiat....still...same results as when i searched justin........THEN.............AH-HA! i searched charmaine low qiao ting...........AND GUESS WAD!!!!!!!the second result........WAS DEJUN"S BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!if you dont bliv...go yahoo.com and search charmaine low qiao ting....mayb not now........since the name's in my post.......dot...saw sth abt brandon lyk charmaine and mayb amanda lyk brandon or sth lyk tat la.
For more information,please contact our IT genius,Mr Lim De Jun or visit his blog. :D

Ok anyway,HAPPY B'DAE TO MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ZIKAI TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i juz found out we shared the same b'dae,a few days ago.so funny.lyk twins lyk tat. :D glad to realise someone shares the same b'dae as me,but i dunno y i glad also la.wadeva.we were complaining to each other,cos every time our b'daes smacked right in the mid of exams.WHICH MEANS,no b'dae parties.so sadddddddddddddddddd...*sobz*

And today ms neo told us a few pple failed chinese compo.i was shocked to hear that someone actually got 12 or 13 or 14 for their compo,which the full marks is 40.haiz.....i......nvm.hope it isnt me.tomorrow science paper..................................................AND I HAVENT STARTED REVISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shit la.........no time..............................!!!!!!!!!!!!! arrrgh..................i wished there was a shop in Singapore tat sells time at 1 cent/day.i want to buy a few more days to study...

btw today's paper was relatively easy.hope to get gd marks!HAPPY BELATED B'DAE TO ME AND ZIKAI!!!!!!!!!!

Lame King

Me pissed off today.Me no happy.

2006-05-08T14:18:00.000+08:00

halo...hi...hey....hello...wadeva.....today is bad day.pissed off twice in 2 hours.first,told mum to come fetch me at 11.30am,but i wait until 12.30 pm still not here.so i went back into school.oya,btw i saw tis group of guys at the void deck so i went back to school to tell ms neo.me tipped her :D me did good deed. :D so on the way i saw Mr Goh and Mr............Goh.i saw lionel and charm-lover of all ages goh chin yee.so we went to hod room to tell ms neo together.then we went.and,unluckily,met ms lam.then i was like, :O me stopped dead in me tracks.me scared.but me still walk and ms lam,hilariously,was holding a toothbrush with toothpaste on it.me surpressed me lafter.then ms neo not in.she went for lunch.so we went back to study area.then lionel saw ms neo go into hod room,so we went there again. n me told her.she happy.she say,"ok.wo xian zai qu zhua ren liao( in chinese)" then i was like, :D got people gonna get scolded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YIPEEEEE!!! then ms neo went ahead.while me,and the 2 gohs walk further behind to avoid being spotted by those bad boys at the void deck so they dont come and whack us and say we tipped ms neo off.heng.dunno weather they saw us.i'm their class prefect u noe....so dangerous..see them every morning......of cause 6A and 6B pple lah.haiz.me second time tip ms neo about the round-about area outside the canteen. :D me did 2 good deed. :D
ok,so lionel and charm-lover of all ages was building some aeroplane for the sony creative after school at the study area cos they wanna hand in up to toiletbowl to flush...nah just joking.in total i think the plane broke into 2 twice.first time i broke it.second time chin yee did.and both time lionel fix.haha.fun.then i started chasing chin yee around the study area for some stupid reason i cant remember.then got tis fat lady teaching a young and innocent girl chinese or sth on one of the tables.so i chase chin yee around then the fatty said," please dont play here.we are having a lesson."
Obviously,all 3 of us started cursing and swearing under our breath.irritating fatty.first time i got pissed.
Second time i pissed was when my mum scold me.guess y?cos i told her to come fetch me at 11.30am,she 12.30pm still haven come and i 1pm went out to check and take my bag in she still not there.after at around 1.30 pm,i took my bag and went out to check.she was there.i got in the car then she started scolding me.say what she came at 12pm+ and wait for 2 hours already.then i was like =.="" (the car clock was 14 mins faster)more like she waited for 15 mins already.PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lame King

chin yee?

2006-05-06T21:28:00.000+08:00

hey guyz! latest update!! i was just talking to the charm-lover goh chin yee on msn and guess wad...haiz....was battling with him...had at least 3 battles and he fleed from all....coward...anyway he admitted he was jealous of yong xin as charm is yong xin's girlfren.his msn nick is also damn sick...its implying tat he lyks charm.YUCKS.
anyway just now went back to my old house--->the previous house i stayed in and 'salvaged' lots from there.mainly my bro's stuff.we took the fish tank too.damn scary.3 rather big gold fish in a rather half-filled small fish tank n i was carrying it.gosh.damn heavy.n had to fetch my bro to orchard road as he watching movie.then carrying the fish tank lyk.wooooooooooooooooooooooow.....woooooooooooooow..waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......................woooo..
the car moving lyk hell and there were mini tsunamis in the tank.
argh gtg.not really in a mood to blog.
Lame King

me feeling v.lame and v.bored and v.stressed

2006-05-04T18:52:00.000+08:00

Halo!I wonder if Justin has read my post...i asked him today after recess and he said no.he asked me what was inside.i said.nth.obvious he didnt bliv and said wanted to check it out himself.so i was lyk,ok lor,anyway the message meant for him :P
oya yesterday took my maid to airport.she flew back home and guess wad,she was almost late.the gate was closing liaoz then she was lyk ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....wadeva.my mum so good u noe,giv her 2 red packets,each wif 200 bucks inside,tell her to pass to her parents to thank them.i wished everyday get so much money....then can go around bribing the teachers :D
somemore i reach home yesterday was lyk 8pm or so and still had to finish that stupid damn science paper WC set us.so many errors about the questions inside.suckers.dumbasses.never check the paper before giving us.wad wonderful science teachers we have.AND,yesterday higher chinese exam quite easy.but the compre open i was lyk copying and copying and copying and copying and copying and copying and copying and ....aching hand.almost had no time to complete the whole paper.phew.
anyway,those who know me,do you know Chew Ke Qin?he lyks charmaine i think.You noe Theophilus?theo said ke qin love stephanie.he said,no.n guess wad he said next.I LYK SOMEONE FROM 6J.then theo asked 2 questions,cant remember the first,but the second question is,does she wear specs?No.bobby chew replied.Well,i hav counted before,from the class photo of 6J,theres only 8 of us who does not wear specs.Me,Justin,Marcus,Teck Lim the guyz(probably except for justin).Charmaine,Mary(the freak-o scratcher),Yu Jia and Vivian the galz.SO,out of the 4 girls,who do u tink bobby chew lyks?rather obvious right.de jun also guessed it the first time.Theo told me all this personally yesterday during recess.i almost puked(blood and all).AND,de jun told me sth abt someone and the other somebody mentioned above juz now.well i cant risk my life by putting everything down here.someone and somebody and some others(wow so secretive.guess who.) will attack me one way or another by tomorrow.see how freaky this is.not putting myself in a dangerous spot :P(WHOEVER you are you noe hu u r and dont kill me)
OK! enough gossip.i dont want to die.not yet(even if ms lam's around).actually i'm already in living hell(because ms lam's around).still got a long way ahead of me---->still got lots of stuff to accomplish---->totally drain out the energy out of 'D' Triple A battery( you know who)------->kill justin-------->get ms lam to stop giving us too much homework----->get good PSLE results so can go chalet etc.
Btw,since you are here and reading this,please visit---> http://www.thesmallsmallguywiththebigbigheart.blogspot.com --->new blog of mine------>dont tell anyone after you've visited it------>dont tell people lyk justin and Triple A battery especially.Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.Justin if you're reading this,here's my advice.never stand wif your back towards me.i go around stabbing people in the back so if you stand wif ur back towards me i will stab u n will become a backstabber.of course,i dont want to be a backstabber.i'll juz be a frontstabber--->be frank :P
AND to my classmates out there:
Dont fall when you walk,becareful.
If you fall,and you can't pick urself up,juz stand up.
Failure is Sucess' mum

You should recognise these.Direct translation from chinese.haha.LAME!
Lame King

cute little guy

2006-05-02T17:44:00.000+08:00

Halo again.was just talking to hua zhen on msn and i made this cute little guy

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Winston Chan (WC=walking toilet bowl or UFO=useless foolish object)

and i gave him a name too!!! nice aint it?

Justin Teh Kim Yang of Tns 6J 2006 Singapore is ultra freaking gay

2006-05-02T14:43:00.000+08:00

Halo!NEW CHARACTER !!! his name is justin teh kim yang....freako...keep saying i lyk charmaine......i dont lyk her lorz....she is so *******************....lyk....(*$^@*#$&%!(&$^*@#&$^(!@^$)*@#^(&#$^(@*#$&(@#*$^@(#*$^@(#*$^!(&$^)@(#*%_)(%&$!@#)(&$#)!(&$ !!! u may wonder y i am not using bad words....well...if i do....brandon,chin yee,de jun etc. may come hacking to my house in 15 minutes.
OK lets forget abt tat gay.anyway my maid going back tomorow...yesterday my papa n me brought my maid to Mustafa.she wanted to buy luggage and some other stuff.then we were lyk..."ayay!tis one so cheap!!! so big packet $1 only!!!buybuybuy!!!"....and "wah!so expensive...$6 for so small packet...dont buy!" then we were laffing lyk hell.she bought a $62 luggage which was okok.btw those is Little John and is reading this right now...there are stuff written in the 2nd book.its with me now.the 1st book is with rui yi.
Devil curse u justin teh.hope u have a nitemare tonite.Picture this(its gonna be ur nitemare tonite...dont forget i'm a fortune teller): Justin is lying on the operation table.Brandon,chin yee and de jun and charmaine is standing around the table.chin yee and dejun straps justin to the table tightly.but he is still wide awake.then comes brandon with a pen knife,cuts off his tongue.charmaine cackles lyk a witch,then cast a spell on him which will make him hallucinate...that amanda is molesting him.then in comes me thru the door,with a freaking big cleaver in my hand.... i aim at his neck,he screams...AND I STRIKE!...then Justin the gay wakes up from his nite mare and realises he is late for school cos he locked the door the previous nite and the mum cannot go and tickle him awake.but he finally wakes up,hearing his mum calling him.then he looks at the clock..OH MY AMANDA! and realises its 8.30am.he was going to miss his chinese exam.MUAHAHAHA.
Justin,you WILL get this nitemare tonite.devil curse u.amanda love u.mr chan love u.may u be late for exam tomorrow morning.

Curse justin,
Lame King (fortune teller)

WEEKEND!

2006-04-30T19:03:00.000+08:00

Halo!My parents not at home....so i'm blogging instead of revising for the exams ahead.the compo exams on friday sucks la...i hope i dont fail....anyway got higher chinese exam n compo tis wednesday...sigh...i hate exams.they juz stress u up,though not as bad as how ms lam stresses us up...wad to do?we cant force the MOE to abolish exams...actually thanx to the government using our school as the polling centre,our oral exams which were suppose to be next week will be postponed to 16th and 17th of May.Cool huh?more time to revise.more time to get us stressed up over with.examexamexam...how i wish such thing never exists.these 2 days haven being revising.bad me =.=".i was playing n wondering around the house lamely.go tuition also.yesterday go RG.some tuition centre that the ex head prefect of my school attends.ok that is juz some lame info for u.anyway,today i go molin--in the morning--a tuition centre that the ex head prefect of my school attends also--and guess wad.I SAW MONKEY YANG YU XIN.AND GUESS WAD---SHE'S GONNA BE IN MY CLASS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.HOW UNFORTUNATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LYK,SAME CLASS AS SOME FREAKING MONKEY?! ohya,molin in a chinese tuition centre n got exam today also.haiz.next week also exam.I HATE EXAMS.ok,relax relax,calm down,i'm getting agitated at the thought of exams.ARGH! GROWL! okok,stretch ur hands out,cross ur arm,then make the palms of my hands face each other,lock them together,n pull it to my heart and take a deep breath.now my left and right side of my brains connect,and i should feel more refreshed.do i feel refreshed?no i dont.do i feel better when i think of exams?no i still dont.luckily,wee qin and vivian came up with an antidote.we're planning a chalet after this coming exams and the chalet is gonna be held after PSLE.that makes me feel better.kk gtg concentrate on my zhishibao.concentrate on COPYING the answers from the net.laffs.bye!
Lame King

Lots to tell!

2006-04-26T18:08:00.000+08:00

Hi all!
I've got lots to tell!So,before you read on,go rest your eyes first.

Here,on Friday-Sports Day,it was very fun.On the bus,we were joking abt,singing lame songs we created abt the teachers,and teasing other pple.DAMN FUN I TELL U!at the bishan stadium,i brought 1 huge packet of chips,a few other stuff,mixed together,pass down then everyone mix their stuff in.In the end it was lyk rojak and we were lyk shouting lyk freaks.So,we decided it was school holiday for tao nan for the whole of this week.Unfortunately,no one was sick (saddistic statement).SO,no holiday.haiz.....
The next day was an important day---the Hwa Mathematics Olympiad competition.we were suppose to gather at 7.15am,but guess wad,at 7 am,when i went there,it was lyk i was the last person lorz...almost everyone there,AND SURPRISINGLY,it was quiet.everyone was lyk damn kan chiong,doing last minute revision.haha.i dont tink i can get a gold or a platinum,but hope to get at least a silver :D
AH HAH!Tuesday was yet another very fun day.YET AGAIN,we were singing the same old lame songs,teasing again.Well if u want to noe specifically hu we were teasing,it was dejun.we were lyk,1..2...3..DEJUN LOVE YONG YING!Cos we were suppose to go science centre for some lecture.the woman is well,NOT skinny,she speaks also very funnily,but she got jokes too.half r lame while half r not.then we saw tis electric thing in the middle of the science centre,lyk u can practically see the huge charges of the electricity.then they put 2 balloons there,on the thing,n *BOOM* goes the balloon.i find it cool though i watch b4 already.haha.then later WC (winston chan the wallking toilet bowl fool) tell us to meet him at the tree house outside the building itself.we were searching,then we found tis tree wif a house built into it,wif a rock path leading to it.it was quite cool inside and outside,tis definitely looks better than the one in Victoria Junior College's one.i noe its suppose to be a school so its not so nice though. i understand.
NOW,today!so funny.i finished the 6J family tree on a paper.so funny.then after school i went tuition rite,then after tuition,i saw tis guy on the verge of tears.guess y.his teacher told him after lesson,i'll try to look for ur composition.if i cant find it,you'll hav to do it again.SO,after she left,then the mom beside him was lyk saying some crap to him....then his eyes damn red.he said,whats the matter wif u?!i finished my composition already!!!i dowan to do again!!hav to write so many words again.
guess wad the mum said."practice make perfect mah!"i was stunned.i tot it was ms lam.then the kid's name mayb something lyk lam king kong or something.anyway,i saw Mediacorp vans in my school yesterday.they were interviewing someone.and they're gonna use my school for the polling day tomorrow.i saw lots of cables.thanx to them,we hav no lessons tomorrow.BUT,we're piled wif homework,despite the fact that fri is our compo exams (I USED 'DESPITE' IN MY SENTENCE!!!YEH!!!)gtg now!go rest your eyes again.rest ur eyes,fight myopia!!(tats lame really)(i've stared at the comp for more than 1 hour everyday since i was a little 4-year old kid.cool huh.i started playing counter strike when i was a little kid of 4,cool huh?killing at the age of 4.hmm.

Good sayings

practice makes perfect
If you fail to plan you plan to fail
learn to play,play to learn
go ahead with life,dont look back,because theres nothing nice in your past
shut down your computer,shut up your mouth
life is but to make decisions,carrying them out and not spoiling your plans
don't be a vegetable and lie in the hospital,be a meat and join the TAF club
trust WC,trust toilet bowls
Laughter is the best medicine
Homework is the only thing that can make students freak out
Stress is a drug,take too much and you die
Students' 6th sense is that they can feel it when the teacher is near
Students RULE!!(we will when we're adults,duh!)
Never speak of 'D' lam
Use 4 letter words more often (eg.damn,shit...)
I'll die only after you die
Zapping other people in the stomach is the best way to strike most people
Make acid water when you're free
Put acid water in water gun and terrorize everyone :P
Sing Teen Lam--it helps to relieve your stress
Never shout for help--you never know theres another bad guy nearby called Helper
Finish eating your ice cream quickly--the polar caps are melting,so your ice cream would too
Change the world (teri ze terror did well.She killed lots of people by bombing :P)
Wear moonglasses when you go out at night--you might be blinded by the moonlight
Wear moonblock when you go out at night---you might get tanned by.....what?
Wear moontan when you go out at night-----if you want to get tanned by dunno wad
A doctor is a ghost----they make you say 'AH' when u see one
Time is Money,Homework is stress

OOPS!sorry for posting so much extra crap.REST YOUR EYES!!!FIGHT MYOPIA!!!(u dont need spears or swords or guns or shields or cannons,all u hav to do is rest ur eyes and hope you dont go blind:P)
LameKing

Introducing....

2006-04-19T22:02:00.000+08:00

THE LAME FREAK OF ALL AGES GOH CHIN YEE!!!!talk to me on msn to get adj. abt him.

Anyway today SUCKS!huazhen came back n i was devastated.She is irritating...talk to me on msn to get more adj. abt her.But she came back also lucky la...she save me from the laffing freako crystal....heng ah...yesterday she keep laffing at nothing...mad....talk to me on msn to get more adj. abt her.aiyah all suckers.Chin Yee suck,he is a duck,he cluck n cluck non-stop in the dark.Nvm tat was a lame sentence.Anyway chin yee used to lyk charmaine n zikai use to lyk amanda!lyk,WTH?!ok nvm,they all siao wan.OK,now,read the sentence above but leaving out the words in bold.heh.its the truth.everyone noes tat n if any of the above mentioned pple is reading tis,quickly click *Back* n stop reading tis.Anyway, the lame freak of all ages juz told me a name on msn.Guess wad.Maye.nice name?not really.guess wad it is.charMAine + chin YEe=maye. i hope u noe maths but actually u dont hav to use ur brains to understand the romantical(is there such word?)statement.u noe.the RS:P anyway i gtg.BB

Lame King

Hidden messages

2006-04-18T22:45:00.000+08:00

Hey guyz!I forgot to tell u,sometimes,there's hidden message.not really a message,but part of the entry.Usually found below coloured words.If u see a big empty gap till the posted by...at ...comments(0) that part,then try highlighting the words wif ur mouse.u noe how rite?position ur cursor at before the first letter of wad u wan to highlight,click,then drag it till the last letter of wad u wan to read.then let go n dont do anything else till u read finish,then click somewhere else to unhighlight.estimate where the message is if u dunno where it is.below is an example for u to try, btw,its a true thing that happened.

On Monday,after my Math's club meeting,Teck Lim,Chin Yee,Lionel and Glen went to the MRL(the school library) and we used a computer.We used the love calculator and guess wad,we calculated Winston Chan and Neo Lay Peng and the reslut was 99%!!!!!we were lyk damn shocked la.lucky the librarian dunno we were playing wif the love caluculator..hehhehheh...

Bad day in school

2006-04-18T22:18:00.000+08:00

Today was a bad day.

The reason of y i would say tat,is rather obvious to me n my classmates n the reason is simple.Ms Lam started the day with a 20-min lecture,due to many reasons(everything tat happens has reasons :P) 1) Bad work attitude from some of us (really meh?)
2) Sub-standard homework handed in by some of us again
3)Untidiness of our tables
4)She got up on the wrong side of the bed
5)She has got other important matters at the back of her mind
etc.
AND,to all my frens out there,the colour of her attire determines her mood.Try to remember by hard,well actually u dont hav to,u see tis once,u'll remember it for ur lifetime.
Black(dangerous colour n she wears it often.Bad) ---she's angry
Red/Orange/Yellow---she's poisonous.do something wrong lyk yawn,she see,then u'll spark her off n she goes blahblahblah....
Colourful attire----she's probably(i emphasise on this word heavily) in a happy mood.
White-------------neutral.can be any of the above.
Well she started lecturing 2-3 mins after we stepped into the class.Some of the words used by her was:Lousy work attitude!lousy lyk anything!My expectations of u... nobody lyks me when i'm angry... some of u already drowning huh...i dunno how to rescue u.... call urselves 6J!u're not fit to be in 6J! etc.

Ok lets forget abt her,anyway,after recess during assembly,a teacher told us that Ms Neo had found that there was straw stuck into the public coin phone and tissue paper stuck in the drinks vending machine.Somehow,someone,sometime,went to vandalise these public facilities(this time no reason,dunno y:P)Ms Neo caught the guy hu vandalised the public phone liaoz...the guy turned out to be a badminton school team guy from 6E.If i were in p1/p2,i would hav actually found it amusing,but i'm in p6,n i find it childish.Destroy something meant for our convenience?for wad?lyk,these pple damn lame lor.Anyway today Ms Neo gave us many pages of the chinese assesement bk she told us to buy from her n we were lyk 'wth?!how to finish?!' OK----------------The End--------------------anyway i gtg sleep,bye!

President of the Society For The Lame And Spastic,
Lame King

Strict Rules

2006-04-17T20:10:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone!

You may be here,but this blog is only for the Lame and Spastic to view and make comments.Those not Lame nor Spastic,you're under the category of Idiots,other than the people who are under the category of Geniatic Geniuses(allowed too)
Remember,only the Lame,Spastic and Geniatic Geniuses are allowed here.If you are unLAME,unSPASTIC or unGENIATIC,you're under the catergory of 'Idiots'(if you are unIDIOT,i dunno wad u r).Every Society has its own rules.
President of the Society For The Lame And Spastic,
Lame King